Friday, February 17, 2006

Lawyers are Whores

Cheney's unintended target expressed sympathy for him today, in the lawyer's first public appearance since the shooting. Said Mr. Whittington:

"I'm deeply sorry for all that the vice president has gone through this week, especially because getting shot felt so damn good. Almost as good as the heart attack that followed it. I love Dick and the way his bullets fill me."

Okay, not really. But he did a very smooth job of making the vice president the victim here.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

come on now, hunting birds is for whimps - try a little fox hunting with a pack of hounds - well - not in England and Wales anynmore, unless you don't use a pack of hounds, but rather one or two! the law is an ass!

7:19 AM  

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